Supposing that one thousand families in this city, would be constant customers for Infant's Flesh, besides others who might have it at merry meetings, particularly at weddings and christenings, I compute that Dublin would take off annually about twenty thousand carcasses, and the rest of the Kingdom (where probably they will be sold somewhat cheaper) the remaining eighty thousand.

I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this proposal, unless it should be urged, that the number of people will be thereby much lessened in the Kingdom. This I freely own, and 'twas indeed one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the reader will observe, that I calculate my remedy for this one individual kingdom of Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or I think, ever can be upon Earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: of taxing our absentees at five shillings a pound: of using neither clothes, nor household furniture, except what is of our own growth and manufacture: of utterly rejecting the materials and instruments that promote foreign luxury: of curing the expensiveness of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming in our women: of introducing a vein of parsimony, prudence and temerance: of learning to love our country, wherein we differ even from Laplanders, and the inhabitants of Topinamboo: of quitting our animosities, and factions, nor act any longer like the Jews, who were murdering one another at the very moment their city was taken: of being a little cautious not to sell our country and consciences for nothing: of teaching our landlords to have at least one degree of mercy towards their tenants. Lastly, of putting a spirit of honesty, industry, and skill into our shop-keepers, who, if a resolution could now be taken to buy only our native goods, would immediately unite to cheat and exact upon us in the price, the measure and the goodness, nor could ever yet be brought to make one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and earnestly invited to it.

Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like expedients, till he hath at least some glimpse of hope, that there will ever be some hearty and sincere attempt to put them into practice.
 

• By now those who were reading this would be so offended and outraged by what Swift is saying. I think Swift does this on purpose because it is bringing attention to the value of human life. Then he ends by stating that if one does not agree with him, then they are unreasonable which is another way he brings attention to his issue. 
• Good bacon= "I want to go to there" (Liz Lemon).  With that aside,in this section, Swift's riffing off of his previous arguments, and the way he organizes the sentences following his (sudden) concern for brevity, is particularly effective in refocusing the piece's assumption that the writing is sufficiently clever, well-written, and funny to be read despite the severe lack of seriousness in his proposal.  And of course, as soon as he's re-established that he's worth the lengthiness, he goes on to reiterate his opening line, which brings back up his lack of belief in the fact that there could be dissent towards his proposal.  The middle section is very direct in ridiculing Ireland for its previous suggestions to make times better, and Swift just won't be taken any less seriously than the twits he mocks, despite the fact that his proposal would never be adopted ever, just like any of those other solutions.  Such a brilliantly sarcastic parody. 
• He finally shifts gears here to hit the nail right on the head and drive his point home. He holds up the ridiculous idea of eating children which was just presented very logically and convincingly against the possible real solutions to Ireland's problems which would be much easier to change, not to mention are far less alarming.
• Again, just some solid writing by Swift. He acts like a man in a bubbble seeing how no one could oppose his proposition since it is flawless. Completely ignoring the utter inhumane aspects to eating infants (there are many) makes this proposal all the more better.