English 3336
Restoration and Eighteenth Century Poetry and Prose
responses to A Modest Proposal
As to our city of Dublin, shambles may be appointed for
this purpose in the most convenient parts of it, and butchers we may be
assured will not be wanting; although I rather recommend buying the children
alive, and dressing them hot from the knife, as we do roasting pigs.
A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtues
I highly esteem, was lately pleased in discoursing on this matter to offer
a refinement upon my scheme. He said that many gentlemen of this kingdom,
having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that the want of venison
might be well supplied by the bodies of young lads and maidens, not exceeding
fourteen years of age nor under twelve; so great a number of both sexes
in every country being now ready to starve for want of work and service;
and these to be disposed of by their parents, if alive, or otherwise by
their nearest relations. But with due deference to so excellent a friend
and so deserving a patriot, I cannot be altogether in his sentiments; for
as to the males, my American acquaintance assured me, from frequent experience,
that their flesh was generally tough and lean, like that of our schoolboys
by continual exercise, and their taste disagreeable; and to fatten them
would not answer the charge. Then as to the females, it would, I think,
with humble submission be a loss to the public, because they soon would
become breeders themselves; and besides, it is not improbable that some
scrupulous people might be apt to censure such a practice (although indeed
very unjustly), as a little bordering upon cruelty; which, I confess, hath
always been with me the strongest objection against any project, however
so well intended.
He steps it up here by suggesting eating
teenagers, and stops himself because it was "bordering upon cruelty". This
would force the reader to re-evalute themselves and their own moral stance,
or they would be reminded that he said they're laready starving "for want
of work and service"
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I found that here became tougher to read; however, what I
can tell, Swift is making the argument that they cannot wait till the child
has grown to be sold off and used for meat because by that time the meat
from males is no longer quality and females would be a loss to society
for they can start breeding.
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Here Swift presents even more ridiculousness, adding a limit
to his ideas. To qualify eating pre-teen women as cruel is funny because
it insinuates that everything else he has suggested thus far is completely
fine and not out of line.
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Swift again pushes his satire yet farther by suggesting young
men and women up to the age of fourteen would be game to this treatment,
were they starving and not contributing. the part in this section which
was most important to me is when he says that they wouls reserve young
women for breeding, because their murder might be "a little bordering upon
cruelty" and that "some scrupulous people might be apt to censure such
a practice (although indeed very unjustly)"
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Swift's last line "and besides, it is not improbable that
some scrupulous people might be apt to censure such a practice (although
indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering upon cruelty; which, I confess,
hath always been with me the strongest objection against any project, however
so well intended." is just such so clever an addition to the the
loop argument he's crafted. The falsely compassionate tone of that last
section really works to make the reader feel as if Swift really cared about
the fate of these kids, when in fact, his proposal to only eat one year-old
children like roasted pigs is so much less cruel... If it weren't for the
setup formed in the first few lines, which seems almost humble and genuinely
concerned, I don't think the following bits would be nearly as effective.
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